Ultimate Festival Line Up


You know what festivals are really about??? … the Mother F**king MUSIC. So, who would be in your ultimate festival line up? And we mean ULTIMATE… no rules, not even time.  Here are some of our favourite festival performances EVER, some past and present, but all of them would take center stage as part of our Ulitmate Festival Line Up.




From our Mum and Dad’s era, but cool nonetheless. One of Queens most memorable performances. Plus rocking out to Diana and Charles must of been pretty cool.







Everyone was cynical at this controversial headline, but if you weren’t turned around by that performance then seriously, WHERE IS YOUR SOULLLL? And how can someone who wears that many rhinestones not be a boss??






Jimi famously performed the closing set of Woodstock at 9AM, what a way to top it off!! We wish we had experienced the free love of  Woodstock at the best of times, but to see this performance would of been insane. We love a guy in fringing.







Gravity defying hats, surreal onstage chat, a gazillion outfit changes and a hula hoop performance interval – and all this when you are 60??? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT IN LIFE.






After a huge backlash from their latest album, and being labelled as an ‘over-hyped drug addicts’ how did Kurt chose to respond to his critics?? …by being wheeled out on stage in a wheelchair and then finishing off with smashing up the whole stage.






A rapper headlining Glastonbury?? Wtf?!? Of course Jigga Man proved everyone wrong and brought the f**king house down with his set at Glasto. It just goes to show that those festival organizers really do know what they are doing.



Loren Miles

Name: Loren Miles

Occupation: Hair Stylist at BLEACH

Mission in life: Cliche, but to be happy, keep doing what I love and to see the world

Where is home to you? North London



Perks of the job: Meeting new people, everyone has their own story. Working with the others, we’re all close and it’s always a lot of fun

How would you describe your style? Most of the time I probably look like an art teacher. I work odd hours and tend to meet my friends out afterwards. So you’ll usually see me wearing my Mom Jeans or Dungarees and covered in colour.

Favourite hair trends for summer? Summer to me = festivals and holidays, I can’t wait! Braids, plaits, buns, messy ponytails and beach wave

Favourite go to hair style? For me it;’s the just out of bed look, usually because I’ve just got out of bed. I like my hair messy and it dries kind wavy naturally. I’ll sometimes all in a few faves and use some Bleach Swamp Spritz to make it look more ‘done’
Worst haircut on file? Ahh man. As a moody teenager I cut all my hair off into a short weird crop. I definitely shaved some of it as well, it wasn’t great.
Who were some of your hair influences growing up? Gwen Stefani, any of the cast from the TV show Tribe and Daryl Hannah in Splash
Best piece of hair advice? Really standard, but always use heat protector. People forget about it BECAUSE it doesn’t seem to give you any instant results. You get tons of damage from heat styling over time and if you’re trying to grow your hair long, then it is key!
Junk Food Weakness? CRISPS. Loads of crisps. Especially the rubbish ones.
Rainy Day Movie? Romeo & Juliet if I’m feeling soppy, or anything by Wes Anderson. Love him.
Where would we find you on a typical Friday night? At the salon, we work late! Eating food round Central or East, I eat out way too much!