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Would you rather have hooves for feet or sausages for fingers?

Hooves for feet. I don’t wanna be tempted to eat my own fingers.



Would you get a Donald Trump tattoo on your ass for £200?

No way! He’s a absolute scum bag and I’m not letting him anywhere near my ass!



If you could only ever eat mars bars or mashed potatoes, what would it be?

Mashed potatoes, I’ll live longer that way right? 🙂 watch ‘The Martian’!



If you could be any celebrity for 24 hours, who would it be and why?

I wouldn’t want to be someone else really, I wanna work on being my best self. I know that’s a boring answer but I think to many of us have spent to much time looking at and comparing ourselves to other people already!



What’s your favourite hour in the day and why?

Probably about 10pm when I’m meant to be resting but my body decides it wants to put on a naughty outfit and do lots of fun stuff. It’s also when I start getting my best ideas!